ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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