Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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