Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
