I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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