I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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