To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
this will be a night to untag.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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