so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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