This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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