Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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