A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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