I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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