i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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