We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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