i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I need help removing her.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
The feeling are messing with the penis
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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