i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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