Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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