He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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