where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You were trust falling into bushes
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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