Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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