he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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