Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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