come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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