sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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