i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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