Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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