But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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