Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I need a beard to bite.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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