its not stalking. its research.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize
