I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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