There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Mom said you looked used
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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