So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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