"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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