if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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