White coat. Heels.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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