Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
You're like the curious george of whores
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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