Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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