how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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