its not stalking. its research.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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