he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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