used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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