I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
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