my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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