wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So much rum. So many feels.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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