I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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