Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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