their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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