Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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