I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
It's never too late to be topless.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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