I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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