Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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