I think im going to throw up on grandma
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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